A Mellas Smlake party is when you travel to a European country to jump in a lake of ice water with a bunch of old dudes while intoxicated to shrink your penis to baby size then get out and laugh at each other.
Darnell: Yo, I heard Matty be doing some weird vacation!
Uncle Dan: Yep, he wildin in Poland. A damn Mellas Smlake party.......damn.
Uncle Dan: Yep, he wildin in Poland. A damn Mellas Smlake party.......damn.
by waca waca February 01, 2019
Poca is a guy who is hopelessly bad at fantasy sports. He loses every week but still thinks he is the shit.
by waca waca December 24, 2018
Mellas, a guy who grows gigantic mustaches but can't tie his shoe laces. Mellas wanders the locker room at work with his underwear over his pants screaming " there has to be a better way"!
by waca waca December 24, 2018