Definitions by waca waca

Mellas Smlake Party 

A Mellas Smlake party is when you travel to a European country to jump in a lake of ice water with a bunch of old dudes while intoxicated to shrink your penis to baby size then get out and laugh at each other.

Darnell: Yo, I heard Matty be doing some weird vacation!

Uncle Dan: Yep, he wildin in Poland. A damn Mellas Smlake party.......damn.

Mellas Smlake Party by waca waca February 1, 2019

mellas 

Mellas, a guy who grows gigantic mustaches but can't tie his shoe laces. Mellas wanders the locker room at work with his underwear over his pants screaming " there has to be a better way"!

Holy shit, did you see Matt acting like a mellas?

mellas by waca waca December 23, 2018

poca

Poca is a guy who is hopelessly bad at fantasy sports. He loses every week but still thinks he is the shit.

Damn bro! Did you hear jorge talking all that shit? His team sucks....what a poca.....hahaha

poca by waca waca December 23, 2018