von groovy's definitions

nipples don't lie

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is

Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."

by von groovy September 14, 2019

epic font front

the act of changing the font of a texted message to emphasize how important what is being communicated

Shannon could not understand that Meghan's message did not switch to an epic font front when she told her that Meghan's granny died going down on Meghan's boyfriend.

by von groovy June 22, 2019

habitor

This is a term that you can use to describe someone with a habit or an addiction.

Oscar: "Hey! Did you hear about Nate?"
Jones: "Yep! He's in the mix on the mellow meth. I'm worried. His girl Mariah is sure no help."
Oscar: "It's only a matter of time before he becomes a habitor and we won't be able to trust him. I can't wait!!!"

by von groovy September 28, 2024

that was like 3 phones ago

A phrase used that indicates a few years, but not as much as "back in the day."

Kari: "Remember when you made it with Jeff? EW!!!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"

by von groovy April 6, 2019

nuttermilk

Obviously semen.

Natia could not get over how much Gil's nuttermilk tasted like buttermilk.

by von groovy September 8, 2017

where her legs begin

A poetic way of saying pussy.

Brandon sat around thinking of Amelia and how he would love to get back to where her legs begin.

by von groovy July 21, 2017

sweet shrieks

These are the shrieks of passion that your lover makes when you are making it happen

Gabby's sweet shrieks resulted in the cops being called to her house and her mom was pissed because the cops found her stash

by von groovy September 14, 2023