von groovy's definitions

renamer

Someone who is not pleased with their birth-name and feels the need to create a new identity that is usually an attempt to make them more cool and unique.

Ben: I saw Adrian the other day and yelled his name from across the street. He didn't turn around. Haps with that?
Luke: Yeah, he changed his name to Bolo. He thinks it makes him sound hardcore.
Ben: It don't. What a renamer! Is that the same thing with Jan wanting us to call him Janice?
Luke: Nope. Janice is transgender now. Or whatever - has always been. I can't keep up!

by von groovy June 26, 2017

corncob smile

A smile that shows teeth with yellow and gunky-mucky characteristics because the smiler does not take care of their teeth.

Andrew was passing through a small town and met an attractive doll who offered to give him the mouth treatment. He was stoked, but when out of the dark bar he noticed that she had a corncob smile and could not put himself in there. He instead received some hand love.

by von groovy July 21, 2017

office summer sweater

A piece of clothing that should not exist and is merely a device for too skinny women to complain that the office is too cold when everyone else is comfortable.

Michelle complained that it was too cold when the thermostat was set at 70. Meghan told her to go get her office summer sweater and a bowl of pasta so she could warm up and fill out her sandals.

by von groovy May 11, 2019

borderwhine

This is the typing of whine or whining that those with borderline personality disorder do. "Why don't you like me?" "She makes me upset or triggered!" "I am doing all I can and no one cares!" "I quit and then I'm not going anywhere!"

Nurse 1 : "Oh my Lord! Here we go! She just said that no on cares about what she thinks and now she's saying she doesn't need anyone's approval cause she is strong!"
Nurse 2: "Yeah, she can borderwhine all she wants. I'm not taking the bait. I don't validate any of that shit"
Nurse 1: "I get it, but she works here despite meeting criteria as a mental patient. HA! Let's commit her!!!"

by von groovy August 2, 2024

sippin on sus

This is when someone is falling into getting suspicious over things that are not real and are meant to stir up trouble - getting to gossiping.

Carlie: "You know I heard that James is really jelly over that Lila has a new coworker who is a stud."
Jayne: "You know I heard that Lila is true to James and I know that you're just sippin on sus cause you just try to stir it up!"

by von groovy August 9, 2024

screen fiend

A person who cannot live life without a technological screen in front of them - phone, tablet, p.c., t.v., movie, and even GPS device. They go from screen to screen in their waking hours and do not live live through their own eyes.

Jay: This eclipse is amazing, Shonda! I am so glad we are here witnessing it together.
Shonda: I know! I am capturing it on my phone so that we can watch later on my tablet! It probably looks better through a screen anyway...
Jay: You are such a screen fiend! Watch me leave you here through your device.

by von groovy August 8, 2017

shutplug

a verbal

device used to end a shitty situation

Kameron overheard Shandi start an argument with Aronica as they were all getting into the car. Kameron began talking about shoes as a means for a shutplug and the ride to school was all screens and no words.

by von groovy June 22, 2022