von groovy's definitions

disasterqueef

A queef that occurs during sex that is so severe it kills the boner and may induce impotence

Larry: Did you hear about Gabe?
Jason: Nope
Larry: Him and Becky were getting in good when she let out a disasterqueef!!
Jason: Man, fuck that!
Larry: Gabe can only get wood now by going to the forest.

by von groovy May 3, 2019

strawberry skin shave

When a female shaves her areas of pleasure not quite as smooth which results in her skin being similar to rubbing a strawberry against your face. Some people like it!

Liza decided to give herself a strawberry skin shave before she went to the party because she knew there were people there who would appreciate the fuzzy friction.

by von groovy June 8, 2019

Comadose

This is term means someone has ingested a mega dose of drugs or alcohol and instead of being in a euphoric state, they are in a coma. This is obviously not a good thing.

Barry thought using triple his typical dose would make him feel three times better. Tragically it did not. Barry had taken a comadose and everyone was worried that he may not pull through. When he woke up in the hospital three days later his sexy nurse told him to get his shit together.

by von groovy June 17, 2025

stretching feelings

After having caught feelings for someone but not telling them thereby keeping yourself in an awkward and miserable state. You go through the stages of anxiety, sadness, and butterfly belly. It's terrible.

Jaimie: "Hey! What's up with Jackson? Is he okay?"
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"

Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."

by von groovy June 26, 2024

intentional letters for chaos

This when someone utters words simply to start an argument. No one wants this. Well, some do and fuck them! Not literally.

Leo:"Hey honey. Does this shirt make me.

look fat"
Leah: "What?!? I won't fall for your

intentional letters for chaos.

again! And that shirt is mine!"

by von groovy July 17, 2024

sharp as a sphere

Someone who is not too sharp, smart, clever, or anywhere near brainiac status.

Gill: Oh, I see you got your laces into your new shoes, Kev. Good Job!!
Kev: It was no problem, Gill. I remembered from last time.
Gill: You sure are as sharp as a sphere!
Kev: You bet I am! Now help me tie my new shoes.

by von groovy July 21, 2017

Fuck you and your Teeth

This is what you say to someone who insults you as their teeth are participants in their mouths assault against you.

Mandy: "Listen trick! You have no play! Now go suck some disturbing dicks in the bus station to go get your next latte!"
Mandy: " Wow! I just said your anklets were tacky. Fuck you and your teeth! I hear your dad's glory hole is lonely...!"

by von groovy July 5, 2024