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enabled

The opposite of someone who is disabled. This is an able-bodied person who manipulates the system to get out of working, being a responsible parent, and a productive citizen.
Paul: My great uncle's V.A. benefits continue to get cut. He literally eats a can of beans for dinner to save for gas money to drive 83 miles each way to the V.A. hospital each week! Meanwhile, his neighbor - an able-bodied fuck - has never worked, has the government pay for his kid's daycare, gets free bus passes that he throws away, sells his EBT benefits for weed, and brags about how he rips off the government that he hates!!
Steve: He was a sniper in the Marines, right?
Paul: Yeah, he was. 23 kills.
Steve: He should shoot that enabled trash.
by von groovy June 14, 2017
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quicklit

This is the term for books or "literature" that is written in a very fast and careless manner and it is intended for mass consumption by people who do not read books that require a great deal of intelligence. It is not all romance, chicklit, or science fiction nonsense, but mainly is...
Brenda - yes people are still named Brenda: "OMG! Did you hear about Margot?"
Lana: "Nope. And don't care. But you're still gonno tell me, right?"
Brenda: "You betcha! She has read six books this year and it's only November! She's a smart one."
Lana: "That's a load! She only reads quicklit. And she usually listens to it on audiobooks. Philistine."
by von groovy September 3, 2024
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shunbathing

This is what happens when people wear poor fitting swimwear and they're really out of shape and instead of relaxing in some rays they're ridiculed by all who can see.
Lance and Sara went to the beach where the shunbathing was constant.
by von groovy June 9, 2019
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shit-ass fuck stick

The warden was very displeased that the convicts were not keeping their shit-ass fuck sticks clean and infections were a crisis
by von groovy September 14, 2019
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more like your wishtory

A phrase you say to someone when they are telling a story about their past and altering it to make them look good
Jessica: "Back in Junior year, I was in such great shape! Half the hockey team asked me to go to the prom!"
Blake: "Bitch, please!! I was there and that is more like your wishtory than what happened. You had 13 more sundaes a week than the average person!"
by von groovy June 8, 2019
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jacksnot

Another term for semen. It's the snot that is produced from jacking off.
Dez was freaked out as him mom came into his room just as finished rockin' it. He immediately put his hands covered in jacksnot behind his back hoping she would not want a goodnight hug.
by von groovy September 15, 2017
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mazel toss

The act of using a bagel stuffed with cream cheese and lox into the whole and masturbating with it and then exclaiming "Mazel Toss!!" while ejaculating. Various sexual fantasies can be fulfilled with using different types of bagels.
Simon: I thought I heard someone scream in pain and turned out it was just Saul. He was finishing a Mazel Toss when I walked in on him. Disgusting! He used the rest of my lox too.
Bernie: Nightmare! Was he using pumpernickel again? He likes 'em dark.
Simon: No, but it was a mini bagel. I think he like 'em young too.
by von groovy May 27, 2017
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