von groovy's definitions
A place where people satisfy and sometimes overindulge their craving for drink and delight. Not a dive bar, but not a pretentious pub. Things get lively, but bartenders don't flash their knockers.
Hans had a week of nonsense, lies, and disappointments. His mom told him that the only thing that would hit the spot would be going to the thirst parlor. He did and all his problems paused.
by von groovy May 25, 2017
Get the thirst parlormug. Ernie was not one for bullshitting or wasting anyone's time with being vague about how he felt about things. Ernie only spoke capless convictions and everyone loved him for it
by von groovy August 3, 2024
Get the capless convictionsmug. This is the act of smiling with someone who is making you smile - YES making you smile for you can't do anything about it, as this person makes you happy to be alive. This person is smiling in return as well.
Tanner and Elsa spent the better part of the day lifting lips with one another. It would not be too long before they were locking lips, swapping spit, or generally harmless necking and harvesting hickeys.
by von groovy July 10, 2024
Get the lifting lipsmug. by von groovy June 29, 2019
Get the Ha@hamug. Randi: "Oh look there's Blaze. Why is he running away from that rabbit?"
Brandi: "He's a complete cowhard. It's like he is trying to be more fearful than humanly possible."
Randi: " I get that, but it's dead. The bunny is dead."
Brandi: "Exactly. Total cowhard. Now, pass me that blunt so I can seeeatch!"
Brandi: "He's a complete cowhard. It's like he is trying to be more fearful than humanly possible."
Randi: " I get that, but it's dead. The bunny is dead."
Brandi: "Exactly. Total cowhard. Now, pass me that blunt so I can seeeatch!"
by von groovy June 27, 2024
Get the cowhardmug. The counting tool that flabby people (mis)calculate their caloric intake and they almost always underestimate.
Bluto: According to my estimates, I am several hundred calories under my daily intake. I will go ahead and have that Red Velvet Chocolate Milkshake!
Olivia: Not so fast there, big boy! I think you may have been using your flabacus instead of your calculator. You'll get nothing and love it!
Olivia: Not so fast there, big boy! I think you may have been using your flabacus instead of your calculator. You'll get nothing and love it!
by von groovy June 20, 2017
Get the flabacusmug. Someone who is not pleased with their birth-name and feels the need to create a new identity that is usually an attempt to make them more cool and unique.
Ben: I saw Adrian the other day and yelled his name from across the street. He didn't turn around. Haps with that?
Luke: Yeah, he changed his name to Bolo. He thinks it makes him sound hardcore.
Ben: It don't. What a renamer! Is that the same thing with Jan wanting us to call him Janice?
Luke: Nope. Janice is transgender now. Or whatever - has always been. I can't keep up!
Luke: Yeah, he changed his name to Bolo. He thinks it makes him sound hardcore.
Ben: It don't. What a renamer! Is that the same thing with Jan wanting us to call him Janice?
Luke: Nope. Janice is transgender now. Or whatever - has always been. I can't keep up!
by von groovy June 26, 2017
Get the renamermug.