von groovy's definitions

habitor

This is a term that you can use to describe someone with a habit or an addiction.

Oscar: "Hey! Did you hear about Nate?"
Jones: "Yep! He's in the mix on the mellow meth. I'm worried. His girl Mariah is sure no help."
Oscar: "It's only a matter of time before he becomes a habitor and we won't be able to trust him. I can't wait!!!"

by von groovy September 28, 2024

a sigh for help

This is not a huge act of desperation like a "cry for help" such as when someone says a statement that they may kill themselves or take a bunch of drugs. This is more like someone wearing an ill-fitting and unattractive shirt or announcing that they may be changing their religious views. It's not too dramatic but there's some drama for sure.

Jeremy: "Did you hear about Ashlyn?"
Ulysses: "Nope. She do something dumb again?"
Jeremy: "Well, she wrote a poem and left it at Hugo's desk. It was about a flower or something. Hugo didn't like it."
Ulysses" "Hmmm. That seems like a sigh for help. I may need to read that poem though. I like flowers."

by von groovy August 18, 2024

doing too much MOMS (DTMM)

This is a term for a mom who is still too involved in her adult child's life. Like still doing laundry, taking care of medical issues, and generally over-enabling. It's pretty terrible.

Desk Receptionist: "Good afternoon. How may I help you?"
Doing too much MOMS (DTMM): Yes, my son needs to see the dentist. NOW!"
DR: "Mam, he seems to be an adult. He's looks 30! I need for him to speak for himself. Sir, do you want to see the dentist?"
DTMM: "Don't answer, honey. I'll speak for you. Mommy is gonna make it all better. He needs the dentist NOW!"
DR: "Girl, you'd better stand your doing too much Moms ass back and let your son speak or it's on like Donkey Kong!"

by von groovy September 3, 2024

scored the sinslide

This can have two meanings. One is simply and FINALLY getting to having sex with someone you have wanted to for some time after overcoming many obstacles. The other meaning is rating the act of the sinslide afterwards.

Willie: I finally got to scoring the sinslide with Rach!
Bronk: Well, from the sounds of it you are stoked to have finally scored the sinslide, but seems like you would have scored the sinslide with a positive rating!

by von groovy September 15, 2017

you're in like in in win

This is when you getting something good is a lock, a gift, a sure thing, or a guarantee cause you have an inside connection. BUT you're not a clown - you actually deserve and have earned this opportunity. You know it's gonna happen and it's wonderful!

Gary: "I need this to happen. He has two degrees, he will be in a separate department than me, and he has more energy than an ADHD kid in a VR simulation."
Mary: "He does seem to exceed all of the qualifications for this position. I'll gladly call him and say you're in like in in win! Now let's go smoke a fat one and then wreck that vending machine! There's Hot Fries and Spicy Peanuts!"

by von groovy August 9, 2024

German water

Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.

Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink

American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.

It has healing properties for all!"

by von groovy July 17, 2024

vegain

The term used when someone tries to go vegan again but cannot succeed due to laziness and/or they cannot give up shoving animal products into their mouths.

Babs: Did you hear about Fay?
Mabel: No, I did not.
Babs: She pulled another vegain and she lasted 3 days.
Mabel: Worthless. I bet it involved custard.
Babs: Bingo!!

by von groovy May 20, 2017