von groovy's definitions

screenburnt

The condition people have where they have a hard time focusing their attention, maintaining a face to face conversation, and being alert due to being in front of screens for too long.

Lenny: Hey! Finn! I'm talking to you! What the hell is your problem?!?
Finn: Nothing. I've been listening to you.
Lenny: You're driving!! Remember?!?!
Finn: My bad. I'm screenburnt from staying up late last night and early this morning.

by von groovy September 15, 2017

the cave of no return

When one engages in anal sex who has not done it before. Once you've put a part of your body you are never the same again and there is no return to who you were before.

Kerry knew that once she allowed Hans to enter the cave of no return he and she would never be the same and their relationship will have transformed into something else.

by von groovy June 22, 2019

chubs and flubs

The quality of having fat hanging over the front and the back of one's jeans or skirt. Not an attractive quality on anyone.

Bernie knew that his beer belly would not attract any ladies, but he felt proud of the fact that at least he wasn't chubs and flubs.

by von groovy September 1, 2017

interwent

A way to explain how you've wasted 87 minutes of your life online with nothing gained from it.

Dan: "i thought you'd be here at 8?!?"

Diane"i interwent. I'm here now. Get over it."

by von groovy June 9, 2019

cleavage is your friend!

A phrase people say when they see or have nice cleavage. Everybody wants to see it or have it!!!

Joel was sipping on his coffee when a lady with some serious presentation strolled in the cafe. He gawked at what was exposed in her tank-top and declared, "Cleavage is your friend! Coffee for everybody on me - including Chesty MacDoogal!!!"

by von groovy May 3, 2019

intentional letters for chaos

This when someone utters words simply to start an argument. No one wants this. Well, some do and fuck them! Not literally.

Leo:"Hey honey. Does this shirt make me.

look fat"
Leah: "What?!? I won't fall for your

intentional letters for chaos.

again! And that shirt is mine!"

by von groovy July 17, 2024

stretching feelings

After having caught feelings for someone but not telling them thereby keeping yourself in an awkward and miserable state. You go through the stages of anxiety, sadness, and butterfly belly. It's terrible.

Jaimie: "Hey! What's up with Jackson? Is he okay?"
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"

Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."

by von groovy June 26, 2024