von groovy's definitions

Red Friends

This the term for friends, who are pretty much friends, but they are more argumentative and may enjoy aggravating you. They can be supportive but they should have a red alert.

Penelope was distraught over multiple things and knew that she needed to reach out to someone and almost called Polly. ALMOST. She can hang with Polly and have laughs but Polly is a one of her Red Friends and Polly may not be as helpful and as considerate as she needs now. So, she called Makenzie. Makenzie is a gem among stones.

by von groovy September 19, 2024

Greenhousing

Similar to gaslighting. It happens when someone tries to make another person feel guilty for their reported negative impact on the environment.

Bailey: "You know driving here instead of walking is really bad for the environment."
Fred: "I live 43 miles away! Stop greenhousing me!!!"

by von groovy July 20, 2019

gettin' HIYP

Hand-clapping, interrupting, yelling, & pointing fingers- Four behaviors that stupid people do when trying to win an argument. They look like fools.

Caleb: "Did you see Phil's granny on the news?"
Josh: "She was gettin' HIYP!"
Caleb: "All over some curly fries in the drive thru..."

by von groovy June 8, 2019

Oral Massage

The act of being lied to by another which produces a positive sensation despite the person knowing it is a lie.

Although Kenny knew that Alisha had "Frenched" his best friend last night, her oral massage which consisted of her doing it in order to be a better kisser for him made him feel good.

by von groovy May 17, 2017

hesitation hey

This happens when you see someone that you want to say so much more than "hey" to, but you can't for many unfortunate reasons. There's a bit of a pause or hesitation before simply saying "hey." You really want to declare that you are sweet on this person but it's not a good idea.

Juliette enters the room and she sees Romeo. Both look into one another's eyes. Juliette has feelings for Romeo, but he is with Desdemona. Juliette, feeling the mutterflies, gives Romeo a hesitation hey and then sips on her latte in shame.

by von groovy August 13, 2024

beat the heat

This challenge occurs after a couple have a very spicy meal. One lover starts orally pleasing the other and the other must climax before begging to stop as it is burning too much.

Ty: Last night Kira and I went to La Cochina del Diablo. Spicy stuff!!
Herb: Did you beat the heat?
Ty: Nope and neither did she!!!

by von groovy June 18, 2017

screenburnt

The condition people have where they have a hard time focusing their attention, maintaining a face to face conversation, and being alert due to being in front of screens for too long.

Lenny: Hey! Finn! I'm talking to you! What the hell is your problem?!?
Finn: Nothing. I've been listening to you.
Lenny: You're driving!! Remember?!?!
Finn: My bad. I'm screenburnt from staying up late last night and early this morning.

by von groovy September 15, 2017