von groovy's definitions

screenburnt

The condition people have where they have a hard time focusing their attention, maintaining a face to face conversation, and being alert due to being in front of screens for too long.

Lenny: Hey! Finn! I'm talking to you! What the hell is your problem?!?
Finn: Nothing. I've been listening to you.
Lenny: You're driving!! Remember?!?!
Finn: My bad. I'm screenburnt from staying up late last night and early this morning.

by von groovy September 15, 2017

pleasure spigot

This can represent many things that release pleasure and do not have to represent genitalia. Choose your own!

Naomi needed a release. She thought about that certain someone and began polishing her pleasure spigot. Afterwards, she felt much more calm and relaxed. The other riders on the bus were experiencing different emotions, however.

by von groovy October 27, 2024

drowning in the baby pool

To spend time wallowing in misery over trivial, materialistic, and superficial matters. The baby pool is never deep.

Casandra: What's wrong with Belinda? I texted her and she sent back all tearful emoji's.
Carrie: She saw that Brenda posted about her new finery shoes and that Brenda got more likes than she did when she posted about her new sandals.
Cassandra: So she's drowning in the baby pool again? I should have known. Just for that I'm liking Brenda's shoes!!!

by von groovy June 20, 2017

licorice disc

a vinyl record.

Shawn was amped to get home and play his new licorice disc because his mom would hate it

by von groovy May 31, 2019

norph

The way an idiot would pronounce "north." Interestingly, this is usually uttered by people from the southern U.S..

The mayor of our city once announced that he was a proud resident of norph city.

by von groovy May 17, 2017

social "just us" glory whore

A person who only views social issues from their side and always tries to get all the attention for themselves and not the issue.

Ceci would not shut up about how the social injustice of racism negatively impacted her commute to work and how she has worked to make things better for everyone. She was viewed as a social "just us" glory whore by those she claimed to defend but refused to give a ride to on her way to work - she wouldn't let them in her car.

by von groovy June 22, 2019

first birthday cake

This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.

Two hours after confirmation that she was pregnant, Ashley finally washed her sheets and got rid of the first birthday cake.

by von groovy February 28, 2019