von groovy's definitions

that's better

What someone says to themselves after they've sexually satisfied themselves.

Wife: (whispers to herself) "that's better."
Husband: (Wakes up and looks at wife) "What'd you say? Are you talking in your sleep?"
Wife: (acting as if waking up) "Oh. I guess I was."

by von groovy June 29, 2017

treasure cave

Yet another positive term referencing pussy. There's always treasure inside to be discovered and the treasure you may find should be in giving her pleasure.

Shamus: "So, how'd it go with Lilly last night? Did she suck you off, bro?"
Noel: "Why do I even talk to you...No, she did not. I spent the evening exploring her treasure cave with many a tool I was born with. It was fantastic! Hearing her expressing ecstasy is so awesome! Is your hand still cramped up, you tosser?!"

by von groovy July 6, 2024

sunday sobriety

The reality that your weekend did not improve your life and you must return to your misery tomorrow

Mary sat sipping her Latte with the full effect of Sunday sobriety making her well with tears

by von groovy September 15, 2019

transexposed

When a person is exposed by themselves or others as transgender or transsexual. Depending upon how and where it happens, it can be a difficult or wonderful experience.

Alfred was transexposed by Kent in P.E. class. Everyone thought Kent was a real piece of shite and beat him with socks filled bars of soap. Kent later had the nerve to ask Alfred for some of his makeup to conceal the bruises. Alfred declined.

by von groovy June 23, 2017

chubs and flubs

The quality of having fat hanging over the front and the back of one's jeans or skirt. Not an attractive quality on anyone.

Bernie knew that his beer belly would not attract any ladies, but he felt proud of the fact that at least he wasn't chubs and flubs.

by von groovy September 1, 2017

the cave of no return

When one engages in anal sex who has not done it before. Once you've put a part of your body you are never the same again and there is no return to who you were before.

Kerry knew that once she allowed Hans to enter the cave of no return he and she would never be the same and their relationship will have transformed into something else.

by von groovy June 22, 2019

interwent

A way to explain how you've wasted 87 minutes of your life online with nothing gained from it.

Dan: "i thought you'd be here at 8?!?"

Diane"i interwent. I'm here now. Get over it."

by von groovy June 9, 2019