von groovy's definitions

mesmerizing moles of majesty

These are the beautiful moles people have on their neck or chest that inspire others to want to explore their bodies for more.

And then one morning, she was wearing a revealing shirt and he discovered her mesmerizing moles of majesty. He would never be the same. He began to have nightly dreams of giving her the kiss of bliss right where her legs begin so that she was lickled to the point of spouting emotional lotion. Sadly, he said nothing and continued stretching feelings out of fear of rejection or possibly being kissapointed.

by von groovy June 27, 2024

epic font front

the act of changing the font of a texted message to emphasize how important what is being communicated

Shannon could not understand that Meghan's message did not switch to an epic font front when she told her that Meghan's granny died going down on Meghan's boyfriend.

by von groovy June 22, 2019

nipples don't lie

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is

Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."

by von groovy September 14, 2019

leftover water

Human urine. It's what we don't need and is what's leftover. I know there are some people who are into the "waterworks" but let's not get on about that just yet.

All afternoon, Kathy was drinking a 2 liter of diet soda with a straw and eating smoked salmon much to the displeasure of her coworkers. The only time they felt better was when she when to provide the toilet with her leftover water.

by von groovy August 4, 2024

verbal banana peel

This is something spoken that completely results in the person falling on their face in tremendously brilliant humiliation.

Remi informed his boss that he had an erotic dream about him. This verbal banana peel resulted in a termination and sexy results.

by von groovy July 19, 2024

sour scrolling

This is when you are scrolling on social media and the more you scroll, the more angry, bitter, irritated, or sour you get. It happens all the time.

Kelsie: "OMG! Can you believe that Luna is going to Greece?!?! I'm so jelly!"
Rachel: ""Yeah, whatever. (continues looking into her phone with a scowl)"
Kelsie: "Hey! You know you can just stop it with the sour scrolling and be irritated with what's happening in your life!"
Rachel: "You mean like you being that bitch almost daily? Nay to that yay!"

by von groovy August 13, 2024

Man, go to Wal-Mart

A term not unlike - go to hell. It can be used when someone is being a real shit-ass towards you. For being in a Wal-Mart is like going to hell.

Lori: "Hey Lance! I think you may have mismatched your clothes. They look awful. Hahahha."
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"

by von groovy June 24, 2024