von groovy's definitions

President Hate

The term for a president who is filled with hate and is hated by so many. This person is polarizing and exhausts almost everyone. It is only rational to give this nickname to this official.

Abby: "I was online and then I scrolled to..."
Jasmine: "Stop. Just stop. I know you're gonna comment on President Hate. I can't do it today, or tomorrow, or whenever comes up next."
Abby: "No, girl. I was gonna talk about Justin being a bitch ass trick."
Jasmine: "Oh, yeah! He's a bitch!"

by von groovy September 16, 2025

appropriatist

A person who constantly falsely accuses others of appropriating other people's cultures when they are not.

Brian: I can't stand Helen! Who does she think she is wearing that tunic? She's a white girl from Queens! She's trying to pass as someone from the Middle East or something. What a phony!
Lai: Um, Brian. She's into Paganism and tunics did originate in Europe. You are such an appropriatist! Are you going to give me shit because I'm from China and I use a fork?

by von groovy June 10, 2017

toothpick smile

A bullshit smile from someone with a toothpick in their mouth that you cannot trust.

The tow truck driver showed up and said he'd get the girls car fixed with a toothpick smile. They were never seen again...

by von groovy May 11, 2019

farting in the shower

This is in reference to doing something that is self-destructive. Farting in the shower does nothing but make your life unpleasant.

Bucky: "Hey! Did you hear about Andy? "
Lewis: "Nope. Is he in the clink?"
Bucky: "Nah, he asked out Marcia when Scott was right there. Totally farting in the shower. Scott slammed him into the wall and then spit on him. A real dick move. It's like he wants to ruin his own life more than we do..."

by von groovy September 3, 2024

giggle guts

This condition occurs when you giggle or laugh so hard that your guts or stomach starts to hurt. It's a welcoming feeling.

Julia kept on reading knock knock jokes to Amanda. Amanda could not stop laughing and had a severe case of giggle guts which resulted in Julia almost wetting herself out of contagious laughing. It should be worthy of mentioning that they were both high as hell and XAF - xanax'd as fuck.

by von groovy July 28, 2024

Comadose

This is term means someone has ingested a mega dose of drugs or alcohol and instead of being in a euphoric state, they are in a coma. This is obviously not a good thing.

Barry thought using triple his typical dose would make him feel three times better. Tragically it did not. Barry had taken a comadose and everyone was worried that he may not pull through. When he woke up in the hospital three days later his sexy nurse told him to get his shit together.

by von groovy June 17, 2025

certainstance

This is a stance that you take on something that you are 100% certain on and it will never change. For example: You hating the Red Sox is one of your certainstances.

Terry: I've been thinking about maybe moving in with Millie. I wonder what she'd think?
Barry: I don't know, man. She might, but her parents are very religious. I'm pretty sure that it is their certainstance that you two be married first.
Terry: You're probably right. And we are only in the 3rd grade...

by von groovy September 15, 2017