mencel culture

This is the term to refer to the culture of "men" who complain like children about someone being called out for inappropriate behavior. It seems that they only engage in this behavior when a man is called out. It's pathetic.
Joe: "I just think that it is wrong to judge his whole life on him allegedly sexually assaulting that woman."
Jill: "I just think that you are a bitch for defending anyone who violates another person. He was convicted by a jury of his peers. There were men on the jury who looked like him. You are so into mencel culture it is amusing. Whine on!"
by von groovy August 08, 2024
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Heard of the Day

This is the gossip or hot dish that is spoken on ALL day by many people that you run into or encounter. It seems to be the only thing that people want to discuss. It gets old by noon and you have no desire to speak to it any longer. It can be events within your social group or international news.
Abby: "OMG!! LOL! OMG!! Did you hear..."
Tabitha: "Yeah, I know what you'll say! It's the Heard of the Day! I'm ready to move on! You got any pornography?"
Abby: "You know it girl! I am that bitch!"
by von groovy August 27, 2024
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The act of masturbating after several sexually-stimulating scenarios without any release.
After a night of flirting with haughty women, hitting up the strip club, and only necking with Natalie, I went home and took matters into my own hands.
by von groovy May 16, 2017
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carnivore carnival

A bbq restaurant or meat-themed festival where the celebration of meat eating is beyond enthusiastic.
Kelsie could not get over all the meat options at her city's 4th of July celebration. The carnivore carnival had alligator snoots, rattlesnake fingers, and road runner legs.
by von groovy July 31, 2017
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heine hymen

The final symbolic vestige of integrity and dignity that people have before they allow their "backyard" to become a playground for others' body parts, various tools, and terrified rodents. It's the anal maidenhead.
Muriel: Gee Whiz, Cindy! Sit down! You're acting like you have ants in your pants!
Cindy: Oh, Muriel! I let Salvatore do things to me last night and I can't sit down. It's horrible!
Muriel: So he finally took your heine hymen! He'll never respect you again and probably told all the fellas by now. At least that's what he did to me...
by von groovy June 06, 2017
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sheshine

The glow you have after spending time around the girl you love.
Hans: "Damn! Mitchie sure looks happy today!"
Mateo: "Yes, he does. He was around that girl he adores this morning."
Hans: "Ah! He's got that sheshine so bright I need sunglasses!"
Mateo: " I wish I was capable of feelings."
Hans: "Smile, nothing matters."
by von groovy June 20, 2024
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Ink in the Pink

Barry finally got the forearm anchor he wanted Saturday. When he returned home his mom asked him if he got any "ink in the pink." He shamefully said no...
by von groovy June 28, 2019
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