von groovy's definitions

screenburnt

The condition people have where they have a hard time focusing their attention, maintaining a face to face conversation, and being alert due to being in front of screens for too long.

Lenny: Hey! Finn! I'm talking to you! What the hell is your problem?!?
Finn: Nothing. I've been listening to you.
Lenny: You're driving!! Remember?!?!
Finn: My bad. I'm screenburnt from staying up late last night and early this morning.

by von groovy September 15, 2017

extronet

A person who is an obnoxious, misguided, and intolerable extrovert online, but a true introvert outside of the web. These people feel brave and boastful, but are true cowards and have no original thoughts of their own.

Konstantine was online last night reading the comments he received on a post he made about neutering feral pets and became furious when he discovered the mean-spirited and overly political hate speech directed at him. He realized it was from his mild-mannered coworker Patrick. He made a plan to confront this extronet at work in order to get him to pee his pants.

by von groovy May 31, 2017

insertia

This term that is a portmanteau represents the tendency for someone to always insert themselves into conversations that they are not a part of and therefore being consistent and unchanged in their behavior.

As Donna began to speak about her wonderful childhood summer camp experiences, you know who resumed her act of insertia by announcing that she too had summers as a child but did not go to camp. Instead she had adopted a ferret that died in her arms and she remains traumatized by this to this very day. No one paid her condolences.

by von groovy August 14, 2024

online moms

Something you call someone who tries to censor or control your online life so that you are more positive and non-judgmental of others.

Duke: Man, I saw what you commented on Janice's post of her in her bikini. Not nice. So she still has some baby fat. I think you should remove that comment and replace it with an encouraging compliment.
Buck: Whatever! She's kinda chunky and too pale! What are you, my online moms now? You want to hit it! Admit it!

by von groovy June 10, 2017

pukulele

The instant reaction one has when someone who no one is paying attention to breaks out their conveniently available ukulele to play dumb songs that no one wants to hear and ruins the groove that everyone has going on so as to only pay somewhat attention to them.

The tight and chill hang was positive as all were feeling right until Aaron told everyone that he had learned how to play a "classic" on the ukulele that he so happened to have his in his backpack. Everyone was polite but as soon as he started playing, they were in a state of pukulele and began to talk louder than his terrible playing.

by von groovy July 26, 2024

fun between the flaps

Any type of pleasure that happens between the flaps or lips of the pussy. Whether it be rubbing, licking, or sticking, it's always good fun when you're between the flaps.

Annastasia had no idea how incredible it would be for her to experience multiple ways to have fun between the flaps and decided to not leave her bed until she was red raw.

by von groovy September 17, 2017

tweaker tantrum

This is what happens when a meth addict is in the beginning stages of withdrawal and is faced with another adversity. They overreact to almost anything and it can be humorous.

After being kicked out of the Motel 6, Tyler was yelling as the garbage bag holding all his belongings was torn apart and they were spilled onto the lawn. An hour later he was seen passed out face first on the lawn. Passersby thought that he must have had one hell of a tweaker tantrum.

by von groovy September 17, 2017