von groovy's definitions

rooster blood

What I have called Sriracha because of the rooster on the bottle and because little kids may think that's what it is.

Customer: Do you have any rooster blood for my tofu?
Waiter: What on earth do you mean? We are a vegan gastropub!
Customer: Sorry, I meant Sriracha.

by von groovy May 24, 2017

fatty one term

Come on, you know who I'm referring to... he was once the 45th president and no longer matters

Brody: "Man, people are still throwing tantrums over that election in 2020!"
Snake: "Yeah, fatty one term just needs to go away and change his diaper."

by von groovy June 22, 2021

woregasm

Total goof that people who each have their orgasm together. The question is who wore it better when it was happening? The look on their face?

Daisey May and Biff were simultaneously having their orgasms and they were loving it! Afterwards they were reviewing and thanking each other for the pleasure they gave. They were watching the video and were not in agreement on the woregasm as each swore that they each wore the ecstasy better than the other. Then they laughed at all the love sauce they created.

by von groovy August 8, 2024

mouth treatment

To be treated by another's mouth to oral sex.

Ace had a rough day and knew that the only thing that would take his mind off of all his troubles was his girl giving him some mouth treatment.

by von groovy July 21, 2017

interwent

A way to explain how you've wasted 87 minutes of your life online with nothing gained from it.

Dan: "i thought you'd be here at 8?!?"

Diane"i interwent. I'm here now. Get over it."

by von groovy June 9, 2019

Fuck you and your Teeth

This is what you say to someone who insults you as their teeth are participants in their mouths assault against you.

Mandy: "Listen trick! You have no play! Now go suck some disturbing dicks in the bus station to go get your next latte!"
Mandy: " Wow! I just said your anklets were tacky. Fuck you and your teeth! I hear your dad's glory hole is lonely...!"

by von groovy July 5, 2024

the cave of no return

When one engages in anal sex who has not done it before. Once you've put a part of your body you are never the same again and there is no return to who you were before.

Kerry knew that once she allowed Hans to enter the cave of no return he and she would never be the same and their relationship will have transformed into something else.

by von groovy June 22, 2019