von groovy's definitions

intentional letters for chaos

This when someone utters words simply to start an argument. No one wants this. Well, some do and fuck them! Not literally.

Leo:"Hey honey. Does this shirt make me.

look fat"
Leah: "What?!? I won't fall for your

intentional letters for chaos.

again! And that shirt is mine!"

by von groovy July 17, 2024

emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.

Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.

by von groovy August 4, 2024

pocket warming bitch boys

these are the dudes who walk around under-dressed in cooler weather with their hands in their pockets in order to try and keep themselves warm. They tend to associate with another and don't appreciate how weak they look.

Sara was waiting at a red light on a cool evening, when 3 dudes walked in front of her in sandals, shorts, and tank tops each with their hands in their pockets. She yelled, "Get a fucking jacket on you pocket warming bitch boys!!!"

by von groovy May 3, 2019

well, that nappened...

This is what you may declare when you completely and accidentally take a nap and wake up.

Alberto had been going at it for two days straight. He came home to get a quick bite before he met his friends before his gig on the night shift. As he was savoring the mac n cheese bites on his sofa he closed his eyes and awoke almost two hours later to a flurry of texts and missed calls. He giggled to himself in a restful manner, "well, that nappened..."

by von groovy September 11, 2024

erotic north

The direction an erect penis goes in the way a compass always goes toward magnetic north.

Salvator was enjoying his lemonade when Sheila strolled by. His copulation compass began to head erotic north and his mind filled with nasty thoughts.

by von groovy July 20, 2017

brought the beast

The act of truly behaving like a wild beast during sex which both pleases and harms the other.

Leona was terrified to crawl out of bed and walk to the kitchen in front of Lewis. She knew she would not be able to walk normally and it would be painful since he really brought the beast tonight. She's have to wait until he fell asleep to get the ice pack out of the freezer.

by von groovy June 25, 2017

Get your nopes up

Something to tell a friend when they foolishly have their hopes up and it just ain't gonna happen.

Bart: "I'm gonna ask Trixie to the prom! We'll get a limo and stay at the Four Seasons! I'll get my weenie wet in all the right ways!"
Archie: "Slow down, B-man! Trixie is going with the Ad-man! You'd better get your nopes up and back to your garbage reality."

by von groovy August 25, 2018