Fab Fit Flex

This is a term to describe when someone has the ability to dress well all the time. They do not necessarily boast about it and sometimes may not realize it.
Archie: "Man Smiley, I got it bad dude. So bad I'm losin' sleep."
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"
by von groovy June 23, 2024
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Oral Massage

The act of being lied to by another which produces a positive sensation despite the person knowing it is a lie.
Although Kenny knew that Alisha had "Frenched" his best friend last night, her oral massage which consisted of her doing it in order to be a better kisser for him made him feel good.
by von groovy May 17, 2017
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heard between the words

Not unlike read between the lines, but it is what is verbally implied. It's typically important but sensitive.
Darry: Hey! Have you heard about Jessie?"
Danica: "Word! She's in a mess!"
Darry: "I heard between the words that Larry in on point."
Danica: "Oh my lovin' Lord! Stay away!!!!"
by von groovy September 24, 2024
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This happens when a woman is having sheer ecstasy and verbally expresses her pleasure by moaning out all of the vowels - not necessarily in successive order.
After Friday night's performance where Jim had given Shannon the kiss of bliss thereby making her exclaim all the vowels, he felt like their relationship was on solid ground. A, E, I, O, U and Y never sounded more beautiful!
by von groovy July 09, 2024
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dishcleaning

This has nothing to do with dishes, but dish - gossip. This is the task when someone makes the effort to clean up total bullshit gossip to help other people. It's a generous act that should be rewarded with a pint of stout or a neat Whiskey.
Wendy: "OMG! Did you hear about Denise? I heard she gave it up to Belinda and Brad at the same time! She's a slut!"
Andrea: "Uhhh. That didn't happen at all. I won't ask where you got that shit from. Denise is in Canada all summer."
Wendy: "LOL! I guess I heard it wrong. You're the 7th person I've told. Oh well. I'll let it ride."
Andrea: "No, bitch! Get to dishcleaning! And start now! Or I'll tell everyone you jacked off your dog! Which is true!!"
by von groovy September 05, 2024
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adding an ie

Something people do when speaking in order to make something sound more cute and non-confrontational, yet tremendously annoying. (It's okay if your mom does it until you're 5.)
Shannon: I saw Hannah the other day when she was messing with her phone and asked her if she needed some helpie. She shot me a look like she would kill me! OMG!
Lori: Sounds like she needed a huggie. That's too baddie!
Lauren: STFU you 2! Maybe stop adding an ie and act like you are over 5. Now leave me alon "E!"
by von groovy June 21, 2017
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screen fiend

A person who cannot live life without a technological screen in front of them - phone, tablet, p.c., t.v., movie, and even GPS device. They go from screen to screen in their waking hours and do not live live through their own eyes.
Jay: This eclipse is amazing, Shonda! I am so glad we are here witnessing it together.
Shonda: I know! I am capturing it on my phone so that we can watch later on my tablet! It probably looks better through a screen anyway...
Jay: You are such a screen fiend! Watch me leave you here through your device.
by von groovy August 08, 2017
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