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Tauren in the Pants

Taurens are huge, half-bovine half-men in the Warcraft video games. The term 'tauren in the pants' refers to two things; a man having either a very large penis, or being excessively hairy in the pubic area. Originated from assumptions that taurens encompass both of these things.
"You know, dude, you really are a douche."
"Yeah, well, at least i'm tauren in the pants."
by Vinnie July 29, 2008
mugGet the Tauren in the Pantsmug.

Guidette

An Italian/American woman.

Must be a hottie, nice ass, nice rack. Curvy, and must at least use 3-4 bottles of hair spray per outting.

Loves clubs just as much as her partner a "guido"

In other words, any girl from jerzy.
Mikey, Joey, and Vinny strolled into the club where they noticed a fine guidette dancing on the speaker.
by Vinnie August 26, 2003
mugGet the Guidettemug.

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