Definitions by very amused...

hard dick 

Either:
a) A misspelling for hard disk. Usually ends up extremely funny to whoever is reading it because of the second definition...
b) A erection.

a) (as you might see on a tech support forum somewhere) my hard dick wont boot up?!?!?!? what's wrong!?#@?? help!!!!
b) Viagra will give you a hard dick...

hard dick by very amused... August 15, 2007

library 

A place where you can borrow CDs, DVDs, software, and books for free! And best of all, you don't have to worry about giving your money to evil greedy organizations such as the RIAA or MPAA OR getting sued by them!

Now that I get all my movies from the library, I don't have to worry about my money going to the MPAA or getting sued by them!

library by very amused... August 15, 2007