pipe dream

The sad realization that an occurrence that could turn your life around has astronomical odds of happening.

I sure wish my intestinal track and ass could produce a useful amount of thrust.

by vectortec October 17, 2003

fisto

One who achieves super hero-like status through acts of fisting members of same and opposite sex. Cross gender fisting is the last step of the art which leads to demi-god status.

Fisto! You are magnificent! Would you like your class ring back?

by vectortec October 18, 2003