2 definitions by vast5

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A large male originating from a trailer park in the south, usually found clapping his ass or taking long walks on the beach with his boyfriend Devon Sweeny.
Alexconda would not stop clapping his ass until Patrick agreed to service his cock.
by vast5 August 07, 2017
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The word Pink Bastard describes an obese beta male with pink skin. The only known species of this exotic breed is located in a renowned insestual community known as The Currie's.
Fuck here comes the Pink Bastard again.
by vast5 June 21, 2018
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