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1. n. The long-awaited hybrid of a knife and a fork. Hypothetical utensil invented by Arbie, Izzy, and the author.

2. n. A nerd/dork of unparalleled, unprecedented, or generally epic proportions.
1.
"Who wah tha genuith who inventedh tha knork? I jus frickin cuh mah ongue off!!"

2.
Kirk: You love me; just admit it.
Marie: Dude what the hell; you're such a knork.
by valkyrie's flight March 04, 2010
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