1. n. The long-awaited hybrid of a knife and a fork. Hypothetical utensil invented by Arbie, Izzy, and the author.
2. n. A nerd/dork of unparalleled, unprecedented, or generally epic proportions.
"Who wah tha genuith who inventedh tha knork? I jus frickin cuh mah ongue off!!"
Kirk: You love me; just admit it.
Marie: Dude what the hell; you're such a knork.