Crustaceous Cheapskate

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps

LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?

by userhandlegoeshere August 28, 2021

shower argument

a hypothetical argument you make up in your head while taking a shower, where you win almost all the time

dude just won a shower argument

by userhandlegoeshere October 04, 2023

Grabuse

The act of indulgence in a slut.

just grabused a babe, feelin good

by userhandlegoeshere March 22, 2022

Decio

Iconic group of ten people.

We are a decio!

by userhandlegoeshere November 24, 2021

Gritting

The act of slamming a poorly made device with your pet rock.

The bootleg mp3 I bought years ago doesn't even work anymore, so I took the liberty of Gritting it.

by userhandlegoeshere January 03, 2022

America Eagle Burger Institute

VERY REPUTABLE researchers who can TELL which countries have FREEDOM and which have TOTALITARIANISM

you think your country is democratic? wrong, it's a totalitarian dictatorship. look up america eagle burger institute.

by userhandlegoeshere August 22, 2024

Rule 647

rule 647 of the internet: NEVER underestimate the extents of stupidity

similar to: poe's law

"would drinking bleach clean my body?"

"rule 647"

by userhandlegoeshere July 15, 2023