naked pirate

When an individual, often female, is forced to wear an eye patch after experiencing a male ejaculate into their eye/eyes.

James turned Missy into a naked pirate last night after the football game.

by used and abused by mr. wear May 24, 2009

White Slushy

A drink composed of spermicidal fluids and crushed ice.

"I switched Preston's drink to a white slushy last night because he was being a total prick"

by used and abused by mr. wear May 24, 2009

White Lung

A serious and sometimes deadly lung infection caused by inhaling spermicidal fluids.

Did you hear?

Darryl was diagnosed with the white lung today.

I bet he was the one Bryce was bragging about getting head from.

by used and abused by mr. wear May 24, 2009