White Lung

A serious and sometimes deadly lung infection caused by inhaling spermicidal fluids.
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Darryl was diagnosed with the white lung today.

I bet he was the one Bryce was bragging about getting head from.
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naked pirate

When an individual, often female, is forced to wear an eye patch after experiencing a male ejaculate into their eye/eyes.
James turned Missy into a naked pirate last night after the football game.
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White Slushy

A drink composed of spermicidal fluids and crushed ice.
"I switched Preston's drink to a white slushy last night because he was being a total prick"
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