1 definition by ur friendly neighborhood Zayd
Absolute retard with no friends, a receding hairline, flat like spaghetti, attention span of a tortoise, and everyone hates her! Especially her family and classmates. Shes also EXTREMELY f**king ugly and short that she wouldn't be able to see the windshield of a car if she ever decided to get a drivers license. Her dad tends to be a crackhead who struggles doing the most basic things in life and her ugliness can cause major vision problems if a person were to glance at such a creature. Sort of like an ugly version of Medusa.
by ur friendly neighborhood Zayd September 25, 2019