2 definitions by ur dad text me hey

fuck me sideways

a term used when somebody fucks up royaly and can’t think of anything to say so they just say “fuck me sideways”

someone: *eats friend’s pet bird by accident* “fuck ME sideways”😤😤

daddy is a term used for slutty thots in bed with older men

janice the slutty thot: *while having anal with an older man* “oh yes daddy, harder, deeper”

older man: “your asshole is deep”