ur a penishumper police poop!'s definitions
Dick applesauce is where someone mistakes ur or someone elses dick for apples and smash it up and eat it for a delicious and fruity dessert
Nic: man I had some great dick applesauce last night!
Mary: I did to I used ur dick
Nic: *bleeding profrusely from the groin* damn gurl
Mary: I did to I used ur dick
Nic: *bleeding profrusely from the groin* damn gurl
by ur a penishumper police poop! April 26, 2014
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