2 definitions by ur fav mom

schwixxer

schwixxer=schweizer wixxer

It means a swiss who is a wanker.
a man who can't pull anyone so he's always rubbing he's meat

Did you see ueli?
No he was on the toilet the whole time
Ugh Ueli is such a schwixxer

by ur fav mom March 23, 2023

aug 27

the best fucking day if u are born on aug 27 birthday u deserve it all

i love my friend bc she is born aug 27

by ur fav mom August 8, 2022