1 definition by unicornfairy

a jerk who has negative pride points, often seen wearing a fobby sweater with an american flag, standing in a crowd of boys who smell like chlorine, except those other boys aren't jerks; also known for cheating in math battles, and lying about being it in tag. stay away from aritouches. they may become violent, and ks you.
Here comes that noob, Aritouch. Everyone, look away.
by unicornfairy December 30, 2011
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