Definitions by unholy waffles

Failure Boat 

Usually a large amount of people who fail who gather and socialize.

Most likely having captain.

All aboard the failure boat with Matt as your captain.

Failure Boat by unholy waffles September 29, 2008

Fail Donkey 

Someone who fails at life very frequently and significantly.

Dude look over there!

Lulz what a fail donkey

Fail Donkey by unholy waffles September 28, 2008