4 definitions by uncle slumberpokeya

turket

A cross between a turkey and a typo.

I enjoy turket. Oops, I meant to type turkey.

by uncle slumberpokeya November 19, 2008

Vagarbage

Any type of waste that is disposed of through the vagina. Usually menstrual blood and uterine lining, but can be used for any kind of unwanted vaginal item.

Pronounced: va - jar - bige

Wish I had a tampon for all this vagarbage in me!

A vagiaper would be ideal right now considering all the vagarbage I'm leaking.

by uncle slumberpokeya April 6, 2011

Flavorgy

When a combination of flavors collide in your mouth producing a new and novel taste experience.

I dunked my nugget in every sauce they had and the ensuing flavorgy blew my mind.

I mixed my BBQ sauce with peanut butter and Ghost peppers, then i had a cigarette and confessed my love for all three of my flavorgy ingredients.

by uncle slumberpokeya March 8, 2012

Vagiaper

A feminine hygiene product used to collect vagarbage. Commonly referred to as a pad or maxipad.

I've gotta pick up some vagiapers for Aunt Flows visit.

by uncle slumberpokeya April 6, 2011