uncle nigel's definitions

samuel

A real sick cunt who gets all the girls but he also has a small dick and he is shy about it

Samuel is so nice

by Uncle Nigel June 28, 2022

Cold Bowl

When you sit on the toilet and realize the seat is still up.

Dude the other night i was busting for a dump but when i sat down i realized i cold bowled myself.

by uncle nigel December 20, 2012