Definitions by ultimate chonk
Contactless Cunt
Manager: Hey, you're on delivery #50.
Driver: God damn it...
Manager: What's wrong?
Driver: It's a Contactless Cunt.
Manager: Damn, what an asshole.
Driver: God damn it...
Manager: What's wrong?
Driver: It's a Contactless Cunt.
Manager: Damn, what an asshole.
Contactless Cunt by ultimate chonk October 16, 2022
Jack Harlow's Piss
Mountain Dew Sweet Lightning, the flavor exclusive to KFC.
After doing a partnership with KFC, which included his own meal, it is rumored that the Sweet Lightning flavor is, in fact, Harlow's urine.
After doing a partnership with KFC, which included his own meal, it is rumored that the Sweet Lightning flavor is, in fact, Harlow's urine.
A: What is that you're drinking?
B: Some of Jack Harlow's piss.
A: Oh, the one exclusively at KFC? That shit slaps.
B: Yessir
B: Some of Jack Harlow's piss.
A: Oh, the one exclusively at KFC? That shit slaps.
B: Yessir
Jack Harlow's Piss by ultimate chonk October 16, 2022
Ranch Slut
Someone who uses ranch dressing excessively with meals. Such as dipping pizza or fries in it. They over hype it and use way too much with their food. They are a little slut for ranch.
Ranch Slut by ultimate chonk August 18, 2021