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Jack Harlow's Piss

Mountain Dew Sweet Lightning, the flavor exclusive to KFC.

After doing a partnership with KFC, which included his own meal, it is rumored that the Sweet Lightning flavor is, in fact, Harlow's urine.

A: What is that you're drinking?
B: Some of Jack Harlow's piss.
A: Oh, the one exclusively at KFC? That shit slaps.
B: Yessir

by ultimate chonk October 16, 2022

Contactless Cunt

People who order food for delivery and select the contactless option, but don't leave a tip.

Manager: Hey, you're on delivery #50.
Driver: God damn it...
Manager: What's wrong?
Driver: It's a Contactless Cunt.
Manager: Damn, what an asshole.

by ultimate chonk October 16, 2022

Ranch Slut

Someone who uses ranch dressing excessively with meals. Such as dipping pizza or fries in it. They over hype it and use way too much with their food. They are a little slut for ranch.

Kimberly uses way too much ranch with her food. She's a ranch slut.

by ultimate chonk August 18, 2021