ulrich von lichtenstein's definitions

Mad Cow Disease

your mother mid cycle

your mother during a heavy flow finding she has no sanitary towels in the house

by ulrich von lichtenstein February 5, 2004

nantucket sleigh ride

sex with cat meat

Filling your partners sex orifices with cheap cat meat...which was usually off cuts of whale meat..Then performining doggy style sex whilst holding her head back via a collar arround their neck.
Alternatively....open a can of cat meat..ensuring the sides are not sharp.
Slide your stiff rod in and fuck as usual..known as an alternative nantucket sleigh ride.

by ulrich von lichtenstein February 5, 2004