Definitions by uclafalcon

Towel 

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santranginus V, inhaling the beady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the Ravenouse Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you--daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

Often associated with hitchhikers. See hoopy and frood.

Now there's a frood who knew where his towel was.

Towel by uclafalcon March 20, 2003

earth 

Mostly harmless.

earth by uclafalcon March 20, 2003

arrowed 

To be attacked by flighted projectiles. A term coined by Strong Bad of Homestarrunner fame in one of his weekly e-mails.

Trogdor the Burninator was arrowed by the archers as he tried to burninate the peasants.

arrowed by uclafalcon March 18, 2003

all your base 

From the video game "Zero Wing," a poorly-translated Japanese line that was used in numerous newsgroup postings and e-mail discussions during most of 2001-2002.

How are you gentlemen?
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha Ha Ha.

all your base by uclafalcon March 18, 2003