twat 29's definitions

the beat and yeet

When you beat your child, wife, unborn baby (by pushing in softspot) and yeeting yourself Shanghi, China to avoid the cops and start a new life.

Person: what happened to your dad
You: he pulled the beat and yeet on me
Person: damn son
You: dad its been 10 years
Dad: I did the beat part but not the yeet part

by twat 29 June 10, 2019

Grulag

Grulag: if you have bad opinion Gru sends you to grulag for the future and success of the Socialist Unitarian Gru (Sug) party

Ignorant Citizen: I think I'll have more than one capitalist thought.
Gru: No, Grulag time.
Ignorant Citizen: Oh no I lose!

by twat 29 September 30, 2019