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the beat and yeet

When you beat your child, wife, unborn baby (by pushing in softspot) and yeeting yourself Shanghi, China to avoid the cops and start a new life.
Person: what happened to your dad
You: he pulled the beat and yeet on me
Person: damn son
You: dad its been 10 years
Dad: I did the beat part but not the yeet part
by twat 29 June 10, 2019
mugGet the the beat and yeetmug.

Grulag

Grulag: if you have bad opinion Gru sends you to grulag for the future and success of the Socialist Unitarian Gru (Sug) party
Ignorant Citizen: I think I'll have more than one capitalist thought.
Gru: No, Grulag time.
Ignorant Citizen: Oh no I lose!
by twat 29 September 30, 2019
mugGet the Grulagmug.

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