Definitions by turkish dix

woodke

1. When you put a big key up your or someone elses dick-hole and move it all around. and do the hokey pokey, while shoving a doorknob in your anus.

2. placing splinters inside of a woman's vajayjay.

1. Nick: yeah, did you hear that Ian gave himself a Woodke yesterday?
Jake John: oh yeah i did, i heard his parents put him in an institute.

2. its kinda gay.

woodke by turkish dix January 23, 2008

The Kickbush Law 

the law states that if you have 5 dollars and Kickbush has 5 dollars, then Kickbush has more money.

Kickbush is just better than you. End of story. You owe me a dollar. (The Kickbush Law)

The Kickbush Law by turkish dix January 23, 2008