Definitions by turd d ferguson

nutty chipmunk 

a very peanut filled turd

I think I see a whole cashew in that nutty chipmunk.

nutty chipmunk by turd d ferguson December 30, 2007

the deuce 

a crap measuring 2lbs or better.

my bung hole was torn by the deuce!

the deuce by turd d ferguson December 30, 2007