29 definitions by turd ferguson

Tijuana breakfast burrito

When a woman with a blue waffle infection is fucked in the ass by a fat gross mexican. He then proceeds to insert his shit covered dick into her blue waffle vagina. After the Mexican busts a nut in the severely infected, shit covered pussy, hot pockets are then dipped into her rotten ham wallet to soak up all the delicious juices and turds that are in there. Someone then must eat the hot pocket to complete the tijuana breakfast burrito.

I got so drunk with Guillermo and and Maria last night I ate a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

by turd ferguson May 10, 2014