turbomonkeypunch's definitions

Dowdy Out

The act of not doing shit because your wife has your nuts in locked cabinet.

Sorry guys, I have to dowdy out on the hog hunting trip. My wife wants me to clean the bathroom.

by turbomonkeypunch February 22, 2017

dunniful

wonderful, pleasant, fun-filled happy precious day full of rainbows, marshmallow, bright stars, green grass, blue skies, leprechauns dancing joyfully, and unicorns - lots of unicorns, with cherries on top.

The Dora the Explorer nip-guards you gave me really made this day quite dunniful.

by turbomonkeypunch March 6, 2017