Definitions by tuna man

beef gaurds 

Excessive vaginal skin that hangs down like a sleeve of a wizard. The excessive skin protects a woman's inner thighs from bruising during sex.

It took me a couple of minutes to get renes beef gaurds open before I could start pounding that shit!

beef gaurds by tuna man April 29, 2014

sweeze 

Verb. Refers to the act of placing one's nose in between another's ass cheeks (gently) and repeatedly sniffing. The sniffing can be either forceful or slight. Sweezing is a universal intimate practice and can be utilized in all sexual formats.

McGee gently parted Courtney's cheeks and sweezed her for a minute or two at the start of their tryst. He found her smell and essence divine.

sweeze by Tuna Man August 11, 2009