Definitions by trugentlemen670

getting Branson’ed 

When someone tells a long boring story and in the end it wasn’t even worth it to listen to. Much like driving to Branson, MO. A long boring drive that ends in disappointment.

Dude I listened to her for 20 minutes and then I figured out I was getting Branson’ed.

getting Branson’ed by trugentlemen670 April 21, 2018

iceberg profile pic 

When all her profile pictures are taken from up and to the right. Pictures are all taken from shoulders up.

What happened to that girl you met online ?

Turns out her I was looking at an iceberg profile pic the entire time, she almost broke the axle in my truck.

iceberg profile pic by trugentlemen670 November 28, 2017

fire hydrant tactics

When a girl leaves things at your place so any other females that visit will think you are not single. Leaving claw marks purposely not necessarily during Wild love making. Tagging you in Facebook check in’s.

Dude check us all in. No she is just checking in me and her, it’s one of her fire hydrant tactics .

fire hydrant tactics by trugentlemen670 November 28, 2017