horse

A mammal with large teeth, and usually a long mane, if maintained that way. Likes carrots, and has large beady eyes. Can scare children. Typically smells terrible. Also known as Trace Cyrus.

Person 1: What's that smell?
Person 2: Horse Manure.
Person 1: Oh, Trace Cyrus must be around...

by tracecyruslover0001 June 11, 2009