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baloney nipples 

Nipples that are essentially the same size, color and shape as a slice of deli baloney. Not to be confused with pepperoni nipples- you don't want these on your slice of pizza. These girls will make you a baloney sandwich you won't forget. ;)
I saw here backside and I was like ' LOOK AT THOSE BUNS' then she turned around and I was like, 'she already got the meat though'. Damn, BALONEY NIPPLES mannnn.
baloney nipples by Tough Titties February 28, 2014

Mormon Abstinence

I'm saving myself for marriage, lets use mormon abstinence.
Mormon Abstinence by tough titties December 17, 2011