totally not schmiffy's definitions

Adam

That one kid that is super cool, so hot and incredibly handsome, he has like at least 5 minutes of coding experience so he could code you a child ;)

That guy over there, he's such an Adam

by totally not schmiffy November 17, 2021

strimpography

Something that is worse than it looks or is horrific

That bag is a Strimpography to our lives

by totally not schmiffy March 8, 2023