top shelf cookie dough's definitions

UFA

ufa- anuninvited finger into the anus

don't drink around bill or you're likely to wake up with a ufa

by top shelf cookie dough October 12, 2018

Chicken Chicken

sits there basking in the heat, while i'm sitting here with nothing to eat

chicken chicken, in my oven i want to eat it now

by top shelf cookie dough October 15, 2018