John

According to google dictionary! John means:

a toilet.

a prostitute's client.
John is so hot that he can attract all the females in the entire planet, but he can't keep any of them, at the end he ends up with a whore. John is so handsome that his lover gave up on him and will not even use him as a toilet.
by too good looking February 01, 2014
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