12 definitions by tonitewedineinhell

VPILF

Sarah Palin

vice president i'd like to fuck.

Sarah Palin is a VPILF

by tonitewedineinhell September 4, 2008

vidya game

How Hank Hill pronounces "video game."

What ya doin there bobby, ya playin a vidya game?

by tonitewedineinhell August 20, 2008

activated charcoal

A black liquid(and sometimes in tablet form) that is used to filter out any poison or chemical harmful to the body.

Most often used in the ER, when someone overdoses on something whether intentional(suicide attempt) or accidental.

Tina wanted to end her life so she OD'd on tylenol, her mother found her 30 minutes later in the bathroom and took her to the hospital where she was given activated charcoal to absorb the all those nasty chemicals she had taken.

by tonitewedineinhell April 10, 2008

cytherea

living proof that the female orgasm exists

I jerked off to that hot Cytherea squirting video earlier

by tonitewedineinhell August 12, 2007

to impress jodie foster

What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.

Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"

Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."

by tonitewedineinhell July 11, 2008