Definitions by tonguebiter

blondsexual

when someone is attracted to a person who listens and enjoys frank ocean as much as they do.

“liking frank ocean is so attractive.”
“he likes frank? that’s such a green flag!”
“at this point i’m blondsexual”

blondsexual by tonguebiter September 9, 2021

slimesexual 

when a person is not gay, bisexual, or straight, not anything! they’re actually, slimesexual. meaning they’re attracted to people who only like young thug, or people who like young thug!

“i’m not gay! i’m slat!!!”
“im not straight, im slimesexual!!”
“we don’t say slay, we say SLAT.”

slimesexual by tonguebiter August 31, 2021