tom weaver's definitions

Horn

Slang term for a penis
Used as a humorous substitute to the usual names for the male genitalia.

Woah, keep your hands off my horn.

by tom weaver October 14, 2012

rusty shotgun

When you anally intake a bong hit and then shotgun the hit out of your ass into the mouth of the person next to you. Tubing for the shotgun hit is optional.

Dude, I walked in the house yesterday and found Bryant giving Austin a rusty shotgun.

by Tom Weaver January 5, 2009

pizowell

To have gained an excessive amount of weight.

Pronounced "piz-owl".

"You're looking very pizowell these days"

by Tom Weaver July 24, 2008