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Definitions by tom the tool

Tuned the Radio

Last night i hungout with her and tuned the radio if you know what i mean.
Tuned the Radio by tom the tool November 12, 2006

cracking the safe 

To twist a girls nipples as if you were trying to crack a safe
Tonight i am cracking the safe with jessica
cracking the safe by tom the tool November 12, 2006

Tool Bag 

Only use this word if you are a tool also. Tools use this word because they think it is cool to combine two common phrases, tool and dirt bag
Tom the tool: HEY TOOL BAG!!! I just pwned you
Normal Ned: Shut the fuck up shit head.
Tom the tool: My sister is gonna jerk me off tonight! I am gonna get so much more action than you ever will
Tool Bag by Tom the Tool October 4, 2006