cocobuttnut

when you try something new and get bashed in the head with a coconut as someone nuts in you ass

girl: can we try something new
guy: sure we can try cocobuttnut
girl: wha..AHHHH!!!!

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cowerdly dick

when you're such a pussy that you cant approach women men or yourself and your dick retreats inside of you

hooker: what happened to your dick!!!
guy: i dont know!

friend: he has a cowerdly dick!!

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when you're such a pussy that you cant approach women men or yourself and your dick retreats inside of you

hooker: what happened to your dick!!!
guy: i dont know!

friend: he has a cowerdly dick!!

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you are so fucking gay you shit rainbows and unicorns that fuck you in your ass

man 1: "im biscendent"
unicorn: "oh yes you are now pucker up"
ah ah ah

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a title only used by those of men who has transcended to the pinnacle of humanity

1.its a bird its a plain no its GLITTER NUTZ
2 if i dip my nuts in glitter can i call myself glitter nutz

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