scoodlemadingalump

when your hemmorhoid bursts while riding on the back of a moped down a bumpy road, thus causing it to grow in size and discomfort
holy hell my ass hurts. i should have never accepted a moped ride down this bumpy dirt road...ive got a vicious scoodlemadingalump now
by tiny fucked a stump January 11, 2009
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fiftyfifty

lubing up the area between a womans asshole and pussy,then placing the head of your dick on said area, then giving one violent thrust.....theres a 50% chance of going into asshole and a 50% chance of sliding into vagina
mary didn't want to try anal sex but shamus talked her into a fiftyfifty
by tiny fucked a stump January 11, 2009
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