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Definitions by tiny dick bastard

noun - The two hanging balls below your cock, they produce sperm that eventually goes to outside your tip. Either from masturbating or having sex.
Dude, my testicles are MASSIVE!
Testicles by tiny dick bastard April 5, 2026

Hot Route 

Last minute change of plans due to no longer being able to do the original activity.
Bob: I wanna go to the pool.
Steve: Sounds good to me, but what if it rains?
Bob: Then we can hot route and go to the bar instead.