Will

A massive nonce that likes Year 7 kids.
Fatty shitbag eats nothing but Walkers extra-fat crisps and drinks nothing but Pepsi Max.
A Will tries to date people at least 3 years younger than him.
An example of a Will is Will Cooper, a notorious kiddie-fiddler in a high school in Lancashire. He tried to date a Year 7 (Will was in Year 9) but as the fat ugly prick he is, got turned down.

“Ew, is that Will?”
“Yeah, I heard he’s a massive nonce.”