The action of masturbating onto a yellow sponge and letting the semen soak in, then putting it under water, squeezing it, and watching the semen bubble out of the sponge while maniacally laughing.
Poor Nate couldn't get a girlfriend, so he performed a Dirty Spongebob every night before he went to sleep.
by tiddly dinkler July 18, 2024
The act of wrapping strips of bacon around your penis, then using the bacon grease as lube to masturbate.
by tiddly dinkler July 18, 2024