Definitions by thrillwing
enshittify
Parent 1: “Here’s a new sauce to enshittify your dinner.”
Child 1: “I’m getting my Master of Enshittification degree!”
Child 2: “I’ve enshittified 100 000 followers with my post on social media!”
Parent 2: “I’m proud of you all. Work was good today, we expect our release to enshittify the entire planet.
Also, Child 1, we have high hopes for you, if you work hard, you’ll enshittify the solar system.
And Child 2, at your current rate, you shall enshittify the Universe.”
Child 1: “I’m getting my Master of Enshittification degree!”
Child 2: “I’ve enshittified 100 000 followers with my post on social media!”
Parent 2: “I’m proud of you all. Work was good today, we expect our release to enshittify the entire planet.
Also, Child 1, we have high hopes for you, if you work hard, you’ll enshittify the solar system.
And Child 2, at your current rate, you shall enshittify the Universe.”
enshittify by thrillwing March 11, 2026