thomas the wank engine's definitions

Condom-Whiffle

When something (eg. a room, someone’s hands) smells like the latex of a condom or generally just a condom.

“Oh Christ Geraldine.. your front bottom smells like condom-whiffle”

by Thomas The Wank Engine October 2, 2020

Robert The Construction Worker

The Snob Brother Of Bob The Builder

Bob The Builder Builds
Robert The Construction Worker Constructs

by Thomas The Wank Engine September 20, 2004

willy boy

willy boy is a weird vertically challenged kid who is often seen going into womans shops with ryan often for a quick sesh

look willy boy has ryans lingerie hanging out his fly.

by Thomas the wank engine February 14, 2005