Definitions by things trebek sucks

screamer 

a bitch who makes a lot of noise when fucking.

according to sean connnery, your mother.

Sean Connery: I had relations with your mother this morning, hope we didn't wake you. Your mother's a screamer!

Alex Trebek: My mother is in a nursing home in Alberta...

Sean Connery: Oh, she was nursing it, all right!

screamer by things trebek sucks February 23, 2010

alex trebek 

the former host of jeopardy. tends to get ripped on by sean connery in SNL jeopardy.

Alex Trebek: Tom, we can't keep playing if you don't let go of the pickle.

Sean Connery: THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID LAST NIGHT!

alex trebek by things trebek sucks February 2, 2010

things trebek sucks 

a category on SNL celebrity jeopardy.

trebek: and the categories are: potent potables, foregn flicks, things trebek sucks... wait, what?

sean connery: PAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAH

things trebek sucks by things trebek sucks February 2, 2010

Sean Connery 

the definition of a pimp. he's slept with your mother, snogged dozens of foreign ladies while playing james bond, and advocates smackin' yo bitches when they give you lip. tends to pronounce "S"s as "sh."

"it'sh ok to hit a woman with an open hand, ash long as she was provoking you into doing it. you musht keep your pimp hand shtrong, you know."

-Sean Connery

Sean Connery by things trebek sucks February 2, 2010