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Ellensburg

A tiny little desolate wasteland in the center of Washington with a few buildings spewed across the land. There's absolutely jack-shit to do there, except for smoke pot and go to college (which coincide with each other). Apart from a comic shop and a Taco Bell, there's not a whole lot actually worth going to. Plus the whole damn place smells like cow shit.

Ellensburg, Washington is the most desolate, smelly, boring place on the face of the earth, and yet, we all love it.

by themanwhoridesgoats September 18, 2012