Rot Satchel

When your ball sweat has that stinky tinge of vinegar and asshole. Sometimes it seems to be accompanied by a faint scent of bleach. It can also smell like leftover pussy from the night before. Either way, your balls, or the satchel that contains your balls, smell like hell
I cant stand that bitch, so the next time I get her to blow me, im gonna make sure I got some nice ROT SATCHEL ready for her
by thefallingdream January 19, 2010
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The Sloppy B

When someone is so fat you can hear it. usually when pronouncing a word with a B, the persons cheeks fill up with air before sloppily delivering the sound of it. A good example can be found in a lot of Eric Cartman monologues and dialogues. This is achieved in its utmost glory when accompanied by sloth-like gluttony and maybe a marlboro red. If you should ever text this, the correct spelling to represent a fat persons B is (B!). this implies the cheeks have swollen with air and pelted its recipient with verbal obesity.
I almost died when I heard that fat bitch speak! she had The Sloppy B's flowin!
by thefallingdream January 19, 2010
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Twizzler Dick

Post sex urination that comes out in multiple directions only to find all angles twisting together in a twizzler licorice type format and forming one solid stream toward the end of the pee
by thefallingdream January 19, 2010
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Elf Shoe

A slightly upwardly curved titty. These were prominent in the 70's and early 80's but can still periodically be seen hangin around in todays culture. They are also known as Quarter Moons, Banana Tits, Thumbnail Titties, and Uppercuts.
I love Abby's little Elf Shoes. They compliment her heart shaped ass quite nicely.
by thefallingdream January 19, 2010
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Uppercut

an upward curve of the penis. This also applies to right hooks as right curves of the cock, and Left hooks. For Downward curves See definition of "Southpaw"

Cock Combo Variations:

Uppercut Left Hook: left curve of the cock while still maintaining its upward curvature

Uppercut Right Hook: Right curve of the cock while maintaining its upward curvature
Laugh all ya want dickhead, then go ask your mom how much she loved the uppercut.
by thefallingdream January 19, 2010
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sandstamps

the battle marks on the bottom of the toilet from heavy shits hittin the porcelain and causing residue to remain even after flushing
i had a case of the hangover browns this morning and i left a few sandstamps for my roommates to deal with
by thefallingdream January 19, 2010
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Beefchief

a man who doesnt discriminate who and what he has sex with minus short flashes of sober clarity. This is the last degree of pipe layer before reaching Master Piper status (see Master Piper definition). Although Master Piper gets the most pussy, the Beefchief gets way more than the average man, and is still worthy of a bow down.
see, you think you get laid a lot, but Moitozo will show you what its all about. Hes the BEEFCHIEF and you aint shit!
by thefallingdream January 20, 2010
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