14 definitions by thefallingdream
Post sex urination that comes out in multiple directions only to find all angles twisting together in a twizzler licorice type format and forming one solid stream toward the end of the pee
by thefallingdream January 19, 2010
a man who doesnt discriminate who and what he has sex with minus short flashes of sober clarity. This is the last degree of pipe layer before reaching Master Piper status (see Master Piper definition). Although Master Piper gets the most pussy, the Beefchief gets way more than the average man, and is still worthy of a bow down.
see, you think you get laid a lot, but Moitozo will show you what its all about. Hes the BEEFCHIEF and you aint shit!
by thefallingdream January 20, 2010
by thefallingdream January 19, 2010
When your boner is curved downward while erect. This is way more rare than an uppercut or right or left hooks, but theyre out there, and they always take the opponent by surprise
by thefallingdream January 19, 2010
Any vocalist who sings with that muddy ass stupid sound like the insanely fucking stupid guy from Creed. Any vocalist who sing like they have a mouth full of shit and sunflower seeds and they just drank 2 gallons of milk and have that mucousy layer covering their throat that gives you that goofy kermit the frog sound. The predominant sound is an ongoing R sound while singing. Hence, the LURE sound cuz it sounds like they are always saying "LURE LURE LURE YERRR (B!)EERR UH HUR YAY YER LUUUURE LEWER LURE". Band examples would be Creed, Godsmack, UPO, Tantric, Days of The New, Pete Barnsley, and Kilgore.
Alice In Chains are the only ones who get a pass on this one cuz they revolutionized it. and Layne Stayleys vocal melodies are cool despite his deep LURE
Alice In Chains are the only ones who get a pass on this one cuz they revolutionized it. and Layne Stayleys vocal melodies are cool despite his deep LURE
UUGGGHHH! I hate when vocalists have to fuckin LURE when they sing. The LURE is so generic and nobody naturally sounds like that, so these fags obviously LURE intentionally, which makes it even gayer!
by thefallingdream January 19, 2010
an upward curve of the penis. This also applies to right hooks as right curves of the cock, and Left hooks. For Downward curves See definition of "Southpaw"
Cock Combo Variations:
Uppercut Left Hook: left curve of the cock while still maintaining its upward curvature
Uppercut Right Hook: Right curve of the cock while maintaining its upward curvature
Cock Combo Variations:
Uppercut Left Hook: left curve of the cock while still maintaining its upward curvature
Uppercut Right Hook: Right curve of the cock while maintaining its upward curvature
by thefallingdream January 19, 2010
the battle marks on the bottom of the toilet from heavy shits hittin the porcelain and causing residue to remain even after flushing
i had a case of the hangover browns this morning and i left a few sandstamps for my roommates to deal with
by thefallingdream January 19, 2010