thefallingdream's definitions

Bean Dip

The protestant act of baptism, but given to any person of hispanic origin

Did you go watch Humberto's BEAN DIP at Calvary Temple today?

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Elf Shoe

A slightly upwardly curved titty. These were prominent in the 70's and early 80's but can still periodically be seen hangin around in todays culture. They are also known as Quarter Moons, Banana Tits, Thumbnail Titties, and Uppercuts.

I love Abby's little Elf Shoes. They compliment her heart shaped ass quite nicely.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Rot Satchel

When your ball sweat has that stinky tinge of vinegar and asshole. Sometimes it seems to be accompanied by a faint scent of bleach. It can also smell like leftover pussy from the night before. Either way, your balls, or the satchel that contains your balls, smell like hell

I cant stand that bitch, so the next time I get her to blow me, im gonna make sure I got some nice ROT SATCHEL ready for her

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Master Piper

a man who is constantly layin' pipe. This man does not discriminate against who he serves. He bones all women, fat, skinny, ugly, hot, black, white, doesnt matter as long as hes layin pipe one way or another. a Master Piper is like the highest belt degree in martial arts. It takes focus, determination, discipline, and a clear conscience to become one. Once achieved, all will bow down.

Hey, see that dude at the end of the bar? Yeah, why? His names Bart, he's a legend. The dude takes home a new chick every single night, and that makes him the MASTER PIPER around here.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Uppercut

an upward curve of the penis. This also applies to right hooks as right curves of the cock, and Left hooks. For Downward curves See definition of "Southpaw"

Cock Combo Variations:

Uppercut Left Hook: left curve of the cock while still maintaining its upward curvature

Uppercut Right Hook: Right curve of the cock while maintaining its upward curvature

Laugh all ya want dickhead, then go ask your mom how much she loved the uppercut.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

sandstamps

the battle marks on the bottom of the toilet from heavy shits hittin the porcelain and causing residue to remain even after flushing

i had a case of the hangover browns this morning and i left a few sandstamps for my roommates to deal with

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Twizzler Dick

Post sex urination that comes out in multiple directions only to find all angles twisting together in a twizzler licorice type format and forming one solid stream toward the end of the pee

I had some TWIZZLER DICK when i woke up this morning.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010