sandstamps

the battle marks on the bottom of the toilet from heavy shits hittin the porcelain and causing residue to remain even after flushing

i had a case of the hangover browns this morning and i left a few sandstamps for my roommates to deal with

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Twizzler Dick

Post sex urination that comes out in multiple directions only to find all angles twisting together in a twizzler licorice type format and forming one solid stream toward the end of the pee

I had some TWIZZLER DICK when i woke up this morning.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Bean Dip

The protestant act of baptism, but given to any person of hispanic origin

Did you go watch Humberto's BEAN DIP at Calvary Temple today?

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

swipples

a mixture of the words "sweet" and "nipples" which indicate both "appreciation" and "greatness". This word denotes a fine achievement, or anything proving to be good, awesome, triumphant, or beneficial.

VARIANT: The abbreviated variant to this word is "SWIPPS", which is just a shorter version that is equally as effective.

I will provide 2 of each. you decide

Example 1 (swipples): Hey bro, I just made $100 off of your sister which, in my book, is pretty damn SWIPPLES.

Example 2 (swipples): Dude, that guys' kick drum tone is straight up SWIPPLES

Example 3 (swipps): Dude, the new Mastodon album is pretty SWIPPS

Exanple 4 (swipps): i just won $8 on this scratcher, SWIPPS!

by thefallingdream January 17, 2010

Master Piper

a man who is constantly layin' pipe. This man does not discriminate against who he serves. He bones all women, fat, skinny, ugly, hot, black, white, doesnt matter as long as hes layin pipe one way or another. a Master Piper is like the highest belt degree in martial arts. It takes focus, determination, discipline, and a clear conscience to become one. Once achieved, all will bow down.

Hey, see that dude at the end of the bar? Yeah, why? His names Bart, he's a legend. The dude takes home a new chick every single night, and that makes him the MASTER PIPER around here.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Lure

Any vocalist who sings with that muddy ass stupid sound like the insanely fucking stupid guy from Creed. Any vocalist who sing like they have a mouth full of shit and sunflower seeds and they just drank 2 gallons of milk and have that mucousy layer covering their throat that gives you that goofy kermit the frog sound. The predominant sound is an ongoing R sound while singing. Hence, the LURE sound cuz it sounds like they are always saying "LURE LURE LURE YERRR (B!)EERR UH HUR YAY YER LUUUURE LEWER LURE". Band examples would be Creed, Godsmack, UPO, Tantric, Days of The New, Pete Barnsley, and Kilgore.

Alice In Chains are the only ones who get a pass on this one cuz they revolutionized it. and Layne Stayleys vocal melodies are cool despite his deep LURE

UUGGGHHH! I hate when vocalists have to fuckin LURE when they sing. The LURE is so generic and nobody naturally sounds like that, so these fags obviously LURE intentionally, which makes it even gayer!

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Uppercut

an upward curve of the penis. This also applies to right hooks as right curves of the cock, and Left hooks. For Downward curves See definition of "Southpaw"

Cock Combo Variations:

Uppercut Left Hook: left curve of the cock while still maintaining its upward curvature

Uppercut Right Hook: Right curve of the cock while maintaining its upward curvature

Laugh all ya want dickhead, then go ask your mom how much she loved the uppercut.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010