Definitions by thedestructiveturtle

Calmonella

A contagious disease in which you do not make the decision to say things. They just come out.

And there’s no going back. And you get very judgemental stares.

“Did you hear Callum say ‘alrighty roo’?”
“Yeah, he was diagnosed with Calmonella”

Calmonella by thedestructiveturtle November 3, 2019