20 definitions by thebald
When looking at your current location on google maps reveals that you in fact had no idea where you are.
Friend 1: Where are you just now mate?
Friend 2: Freiburg mate, somewhere in central Germany
Friend 1: No it isn't, check it out on google maps!
Friend 2: Holy shit i'm pretty much in Prague!
google maps moment
Friend 2: Freiburg mate, somewhere in central Germany
Friend 1: No it isn't, check it out on google maps!
Friend 2: Holy shit i'm pretty much in Prague!
google maps moment
by thebald March 1, 2011
A photo uploaded onto a networking website in which the light saturation is so high that it removes any facial features, giving the appearance of clear skin and beauty.
Dude 1: Sharon's looking good these days, did you see her new Facebook photo?
Dude 2: Nah mate, it's just a whiteout photo, she's a butterface in real life.
Dude 2: Nah mate, it's just a whiteout photo, she's a butterface in real life.
by thebald September 15, 2010
When an individual no longer wants to continue a message conversation on facebook, they end the conversation by liking the last post from the other person.
person 1: well i'd sort that out no problem! 11:20
person 2: are you flirting with me? :D 11:20
person 1: hahah you wish! 11:23
person 2 likes this
person 2 is now ending it with a like
person 2: are you flirting with me? :D 11:20
person 1: hahah you wish! 11:23
person 2 likes this
person 2 is now ending it with a like
by thebald February 2, 2011
A person which after watching an event on the Olympics for a short time, somehow becomes an immediate expert. Found particularly in sports where a score is given by a panel of true experts, such as gymnastics.
Often heard tutting after a slight error from the athlete.
Often heard tutting after a slight error from the athlete.
Nolympic Expert: "Oh... he didn't quite land that double axel with half twist, that'll be a half-point off..."
*shakes head during replay*
*shakes head during replay*
by thebald March 1, 2010
A phrase eminating from Glasgow which describes an individual's intention to cause damage or to generally go crazy that evening. Usually whilst smashed or battered.
by thebald June 8, 2011
The method of telling how much of a girl's bust is made up of fat, by looking at the amount of fat stored in the tricep region.
Scientifically the most accurate method known to the common man. Devised by TheBald.
Scientifically the most accurate method known to the common man. Devised by TheBald.
Guy 1: Mate did you see Steven's new girlfriend? Great set on her.
Guy 2: Check out the Tricep:Boob ratio, it's only because she's chubby.
Guy 2: Check out the Tricep:Boob ratio, it's only because she's chubby.
by thebald November 18, 2010