1: Arms that you walk on
2: Wooden sticks that you beat people with for flaking when you needed help with your IKEA table
2: Wooden sticks that you beat people with for flaking when you needed help with your IKEA table
1: Holy shit brah that dude's legs are thicker than my head
2: Christ, dude, did your dad beat you with those IKEA legs?
2: Christ, dude, did your dad beat you with those IKEA legs?
by theOboeHobo May 11, 2018