Definitions by theOboeHobo

legs 

1: Arms that you walk on
2: Wooden sticks that you beat people with for flaking when you needed help with your IKEA table

1: Holy shit brah that dude's legs are thicker than my head
2: Christ, dude, did your dad beat you with those IKEA legs?

legs by theOboeHobo June 4, 2018