Revised from fffanatix's version:
1. simply dumbass
2. dazed chinese boy obsessed with ebay
3. REALLY?? IS IT A GOOD DEAL TIM HUH?? IS IT?? IS IT?? SHOULD I BID HIGHER?? HELLO?? TIM??
4. HEY HOW DO YOU GET INTO U OF M??
5. ANDY LIN I AM MAD AT YOU!! WHERE IS MY CD-ROM DRIVE?? I AM COMING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE, RIGHT NOW!!
6. HOW DO YOU GET INTO U OF M??
7. SHOULD I GO TO U OF M?? I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD?? SHOULD I DO IT?? I THINK I AM GOING TO ASK EVERYBODY IF I SHOULD GO TO U OF M??
After the bidder hastiliy posted his bid and found out the seller was Chenny, he quickly canceled his bid in the same fashion.